► Donald Trump & Nancy Pelosi sing redo of “Hit the Road Jack” for Nancy Pelosi Print

Donald Trump & Nancy Pelosi sing redo of “Hit the Road Jack” for Nancy Pelosi

 

After it was clear that The Great Leader had suffered a humiliating and significant loss to Joe Biden, and knowing that Nancy was thrilled, he reluctantly decided to sit down with her and cowrite a redo of Ray Charles’ hit song “Hit the Road Jack,” which goes like this.

 

Hit the road, Don

And don't you come back

No more, no more, no more, no more

Hit the road, Don

And don't you come back no more

 

Woah, Nancy, oh, Nancy, don't treat me so mean

You're the meanest old woman that I've ever seen

I guess if you say so

I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

 

Hit the road, Don

And don't you come back

No more, no more, no more, no more

Hit the road, Don

And don't you come back no more

 

Now, Nancy, listen, Nancy, don't ya treat me this-a way

'Cause I'll be back on my feet some day

(Don't care if you do 'cause it's understood)

(You ain't gonna have no money, you just ain't no damn good

Well, I guess if you say so

I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

 

Hit the road, Don

And don't you come back

No more, no more, no more, no more

Hit the road, Don

And don't you come back no more

 

Well (don't you come back no more)

Uh, what'd you say? (Don't you come back no more)

I didn't understand it! (Don't you come back no more)

You can't mean that! (Don't you come back no more)

Oh, now, Nancy, please! (Don't you come back no more)

What you tryin' to do to me? (Don't you come back no more)

Oh, don't hurt me like that!

 

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