► Trump announces remake of the “The Dating Game” |
Trump announces remake of the “The Dating Game”
Several unreliable and anonymous persons have indicated that to assure that he has a steady income stream in the likely event that he’s impeached and/or isn’t reelected in November 2020, The Great Leader is in the process of negotiating with the original producers of “The Dating Game.”
The Great Leader insisted on naming Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh as the host of the show who would take the place of Jim Lange, the original host.
In setting up the parameters for the remake of “The Dating Game”, The Great Leader indicated that the cast and contestants for the show would include the following folks.
The Great Leader is confident that the show will be a smashing success and will generate an ongoing stream of income for him after he’s booted out of office. He has indicated that 4% of the profits from the show will be placed in a fund to pay for the criminal defense costs incurred by members of his administration and those of his daughter Ivanka and his two moronic sons Don Jr. and Eric. The remaining 96% will be paid directly to The Great Leader.
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