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Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Lying Dimwit” Award Winner

 

This is not the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of nineteen (19) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments.  Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article.

 

During a recent (ca. November 2020) edition of the Tucker Carlson Comedy Show, Tucker decided to further establish his bona fides as a Half-witted Loser by lying about the attempt by members of the Michigan Militia to kidnap and then execute Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer.

 

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” for the protection of anyone in the immediate area, Tucker made the following statements.

  • “And is the threat they [QAnon Inauguration Day] pose more or less dangerous, for instance, than the plot by that homeless guy to kidnap the governor of Michigan?”
  • “The plot the FBI foiled just in time before a platoon of right-wing vagrants could abduct Gretchen Whitmer in a shopping cart.” We never really learned any details.

So now we have Tucker making light of and laughing at the plot to kidnap and kill Gov. Whitmer by falsely claiming that the plot was devised by a homeless guy who was accompanied by right-wing vagrants who planned to kidnap Gov. Whitmer in a shopping cart.

 

In the good old days back in Toledo, Ohio, someone of Tucker’s ilk who was a habitual liar and defamer would have been taken down to the 10-mile creek behind the old DeVilbiss plant and treated to what is now affectionally referred to as waterboarding to kind of straighten him out if you know what I mean

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