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Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Lying Crybaby” Award Winner

 

This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 627 awards, 134 opinion pieces and 103 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

The Great Leader was quite upset when his appointee Christopher Krebs, former head of the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency stated publicly that the 2020 election was “the most secure in American history.”

 

In response to Mr. Krebs telling the truth, The Great Leader did what any Autocratic Despot would do, he fired him, and when Krebs was interviewed by 60 Minutes about his statements that the election was the most secure in history, The Great Leader had a hissy fit.

During an interview with comedian Maria Bartiromo of the Fox News Comedy Network, The Great Leader engaged in a litany of falsehoods regarding his substantial ass-whooping delivered by Joe Biden.

 

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Stinky Ass Spray” on his oversized derriere for the ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, The Great Leader made the following false and hyperbolic (BS) comments, all of which was meant to be additional red meat to be digested by his low I.Q. followers and those of the Fox News Comedy Network.

  • “This election was rigged.”
  • “This election was a total fraud, and it continues to be as they hide.”
  • “And the problem we have, we go to judges, and people don’t want to get involved.”
  • "We’re not allowed to put in our proof."
  • “I would like to file one nice big, beautiful lawsuit, talking about this and many other things, with tremendous proof.”
  • “We have affidavits, we have hundreds and hundreds of affidavits."

The Great Leader continued with his lying rant by saying the following.

  • “I led the charge. We won state houses. We won Congress. We won the Senate, and I lost.”
  • “They say ‘it’s statistically impossible for that to happen.’”
  • “They say, sir, you don’t have standing.”
  • “I say, I don’t have standing you mean as president of the United States, I don’t have standing?”
  • “What kind of a court system is this? And the judges stay away from it.”

As usual, The Great Leader defines his sources as “they” without ever disclosing the names of any of the unnamed “theys.” And the sole reason he does not disclose any names because the “theys” are a figment of his overblown and demented imagination.

 

And lastly, The Great Leader’s questioning of the court system that fails to side with him is absurd. Apparently, he is of the belief that judges should just believe the BS his lead attorney Rudy Giuliani and his gagsters present to them.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 83 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 84 thru 94 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 95 thru 101 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 102 thru 118
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 105
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 21
  9. Bullshit Awards = 79
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 4
  12. Humanitarian Award = 10
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
  14. Liar Awards = 155
  15. Lunatic Awards = 35
  16. Misc. Awards = 126  
  17. Misogynist Awards = 4
  18. Moron Awards = 57
  19. Narcissist Awards = 45
  20. Screwball Awards = 13
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 58