► Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Puke Bag Liar” Award Winner Print

Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Puke Bag Liar” Award Winner

 

FYI: This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 516 awards, 115 opinion pieces and 61 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

In a recent (ca. March 2020) lying rant (is there another kind?), The Great Leader decided to both lie about President Obama and give himself a “reach around” (hands on praise) regarding his and Obama’s relationship with North Korea’s Despot Kim Jong-un. Towards that end, The Great Leader said:

  • “Obama called Kim Jon Un many times, but Kim did not want to talk to him.”
  • “And me, he wanted to talk to.”

There is absolutely no evidence that Obama eve attempted to talk to Kim. This undisputed fact is supported by Susan Rice who was Obama’s national security adviser who responded to The Great Leader’s lie by saying, “This is a total fabrication.”

 

Only a Despotic Narcissistic Degenerate Liar like The Great Leader would take comfort in bragging that he has spoken to a murdering thug like Kim Jong-un on numerous occasions. Even more disgusting is The Great Leader’s statement that he and Kim “fell in love” with sending each other “beautiful letters.”

 

I’m confident that The Great Leader would have fallen in love with the following folks and would have cheerfully written love letters to them while repeatedly making nice with them on the phone.

  • Ho Chi Minh of North Vietnam: died1969 when Trump was 25
  • Augusto Pinochet of Chile: died 1990 when Trump was 46
  • Idi “Let’s have Lunch” Amin of Uganda: died 2003 when Trump was 59
  • Francois “Papa Doc” Duvalier of Haiti: died 1971 when Trump was 27
  • Francisco “Generalisimo” Franco of Spain: dead 1975 when Trump was 21
  • Manuel “Old Pineapple Face” Noriega of Panama: dead 2017 when Trump 73

The ongoing love affair between Vladimir Putin and The Great Leader is much more amorous than the one between him and Kim Jong-un. Who knows when Kimmy, Vladdy and Donnie may decide to engage in a “threesome?”

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 76
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 17
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
  11. Dumbo Awards = 4
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 127
  15. Lunatic Awards = 28
  16. Misc. Awards = 83
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 44
  19. Narcissist Awards = 36
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 51