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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Narcissistic Jimmy Swaggart” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

With the inherent knowledge that he’s likely to suffer an embarrassing loss in the upcoming 2020 presidential election to Joe Biden, The Great Leader has decided to mimic Jimmy Swaggart’s Charlatan act in playing the God card.

 

In this instance, The Great Leader made the following con-artist claims regarding the COVID-19 pandemic during a recent (ca. August 2020) campaign speech in Mankato, Minnesota.

  • “We built the greatest economy in the history of the world, and now I have to do it again.”
  • “You know what that is?”
  • “That’s God testing me. ‘You know, you did it once.’ And I said, ‘Did I do a great job, God?”
  • “I’m the only one that could do it.’’’

If God was really testing this Jimmy Swaggart Wannabee and Delusional Narcissist, he would have instructed The Great Leader’s wife Melania to kick him in the balls when she found out he was screwing Porn Star Stormy Daniels.

 

The only people that will believe that God would even take the time to speak to a Congenital Liar and Demented Narcissist like The Great Leader are folks that believe that the Moon is made out of Cheese, albeit Patriotic American cheese and not Swiss cheese.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 114
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
  9. Bullshit Awards = 77
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 10
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
  14. Liar Awards = 138
  15. Lunatic Awards = 31
  16. Misc. Awards = 104
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 50
  19. Narcissist Awards = 36
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54