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Rev. Jim Bakker: Today’s “Jimmy Swaggart” Award Winner 
Congratulations to….
Rev. Jim Bakker
Today’s “Jimmy Swaggart” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Jimmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of nine (9) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
It should be noted that Jimmy is the former operator along with his deceased wife Tammy of the “Praise the Lord” TV show. Subsequently, Jimmy convicted of fraud when he was caught over-selling $1,000 lifetime memberships that entitled suckers to a three-night stay annually at a luxury hotel at Heritage USA in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
Jimmy’s felony convictions for eight counts of mail fraud, 15 counts of wire fraud and one count of conspiracy led to him being imprisoned for six years.
After his release from prison, Jimmy decided to get back into the business of flock-fleecing by broadcasting the daily Jim Baker Comedy Show in Branson, Missouri.
Jimmy then branched out to scalping his intellectually infirm followers by offering them overpriced food items under the guise that it was need to protect them from the “end times” and/or some other manmade catastrophe.
In his latest sales pitch (ca. late Nov 2016), Jimmy urges his followers to purchase buckets of his survival food, which includes his “Tasty Pantry Deluxe Food Bucket.” Jimmy goes on to tell his followers they need to make these purchases because it may be virtually impossible to find any food after American cities are degraded by anti-Trump riots. Jimmy then told his low I.Q. followers:
Jimmy then laughingly claimed that God spoke to him and told him riots were coming. Jimmy claims that God told him the following:
Jimmy finished off his fabricated claim of speaking to God by saying:
The only God that Jimmy has ever praised is the one that says “In God we Trust.” How is it remotely possible that a convicted thief and snake oil salesman can actually dupe people into buying the BS he spews forth daily?”
A mailing list of the folks that actually purchase Jimmy’s sham “survival food” would be quite valuable in that it would allow any unscrupulous person to become a millionaire by offering cures for diabetes, cancer or Alzheimer’s for the minimal cost of $19.99.
Congrats Jimmy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Lunatics”; you are far too humble.
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