Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL): Today’s “Dimwitted Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This is not the first Award presented to Matty. In the past, he has been the recipient of five (5) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Matty is another loser lawyer that learned early on just how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University of Arizona School of Law. This eventually led Andy to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1) in the country, politics.

In one matter, Matty the Dimwit has stated that she will be one of many GOP members of Congress that will pose objections on January 6, 2021 when it comes time for Congress to declare the electoral college votes.

Matty and his fellow Comedic Comrades are apparently too ignorant to know that Joe Biden won the election and that their corrupt beau The Great Leader suffered an embarrassing electoral ass whooping.

To further establish his bona fides as a Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kissing Dimwit, Matty has voluntarily agreed to humiliate herself by pursuing an action to invalidate 20 million or more votes of Americans from several states so that The Great Leader can provide 4 more years of insanity in disserving the country.

After he is subjected to the scorn he so richly deserves when his asinine gambit bears no fruit and his constituents discover that he’s a total loser, they will or at least should vote him out of office in 2022.

And lastly, with The Great Leader being tossed out of office on January 20, 2021, one must wonder why in the hell Matty would have any interest in acting as one of The Great Leader’s Chief Pimps and Apologists. Afterall, after he’s gone, The Great Leader will not have any power to bestow any gifts upon Teddy, his comrades in arms, or any other Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser.

As we speak (ca. January 2021), Matty continues to embarrass himself and his constituents while sitting as a member of the U.S. House of Representatives.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner =3

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Lunatic Award Winner = 1