Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO): Today’s “Dimwitted Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

FYI: Lauren is a High School dropout which apparently qualifies someone from the area to become a member of the U.S. House of Representatives. I’ll have to admit that I have nothing personal against High School dropouts, but to suggest she is sufficiently competent to properly represent her constituents in the Grand Junction, Aspen, Durango and Pueblo area is facially absurd.

In one matter, Lauren the Dimwit has stated that she will be one of many fellow GOP members of Congress that will pose objections on January 6, 2021 when it comes time for Congress to declare the electoral college votes.

Lauren and her fellow Comedic Comrades are apparently too ignorant to know that Joe Biden won the election and that their corrupt beau The Great Leader suffered an embarrassing electoral ass whooping.

To further establish her bona fides as a Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kissing Dimwit, Lauren has voluntarily agreed to humiliate herself by pursuing an action to invalidate 20 million or more votes of Americans from several states so that The Great Leader can provide 4 more years of insanity in disserving the country.

After she is subjected to the scorn she so richly deserves when her asinine gambit bears no fruit and her constituents discover that she’s a total loser, they will or at least should vote her out of office in 2022.

Lauren shouldn’t be too concerned if the voters send her packing. She can always apply for a job as a greeter at her local Walmart Supercenter store.

And lastly, with The Great Leader being tossed out of office on January 20, 2021, one must wonder why in the hell Lauren would have any interest in acting as one of The Great Leader’s Chief Pimps and Apologists. Afterall, after he’s gone, The Great Leader will not have any power to bestow any gifts upon Lauren, her comrades in arms, or any other Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kissers.

As we speak (ca. January 2021), Lauren continues to embarrass himself and his constituents while sitting as a member of the U.S. House of Representatives.