My Pillow CEO: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

FYI: The Great Leader’s friend Michael Lindell, CEO and founder of My Pillow, was previously addicted to cocaine, crack cocaine, and alcohol, which led to the foreclosure of his home, and his wife filing for divorce. Within three weeks of his second marriage, his wife Dallas Yocumin filed for divorce stating he ruined the last two years of her life.

Since the inception o My Pillow sales, Mikey has been the subject of the following legal problems.

• Sued in California for running false ads claiming the pillow helped with snoring, fibromyalgia, migraines, and other medical conditions, a suit he settled by paying $1 million.
• In 2017, the Better Business Bureau revoked accreditation of MyPillow based on a pattern of complaints by customers.
• To profit from COVID-19, Lindell pushed oleandrin, a botanical extract from the poisonous oleandrin plant as a cure for COVID-19, despite there being no scientific proof of its effectiveness. Should be noted that he is an investor in the company that produces oleandrin.

Now, considering the information above regarding Mikey’s questionable past, any normal person would take anything he says with a grain of salt. With that said and only after he applied a thick coat of Industrial Strength Chapstick to his severely chapped lips, Mikey made the following laughable statement about The Great Leader during a August 18, 2020 interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper.

“Donald Trump is the Greatest President

in the History of the United States.”

This statement is further proof that in addition to being an unscrupulous businessman like his mentor The Great Leader, Mikey is also a Monumental Moron (M&M).

Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or one of his Designated Sycophants like Sean Hannity or Kellyanne Conway have taken appropriate steps to make sure that Mikey is reimbursed for the costs he incurred in purchasing a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick.