Ted Nugent sez: Sarah Palin’s my Hero 

During a recent (January 2015) interview with comedian Lars Larson, host of the Lars Larson Comedy Radio Show, Teddy decided to cement his status as an Aspiring Standup Comedian by arguing that Sarah Palin was more qualified to be president than Obama.

Teddy the Comic went on to tell Lars Larson’s low I.Q. listeners:

• “She [Sarah Palin] is my hero.”
• “Sarah Palin is the perfect example of what our Founding Fathers envisioned for an experiment in self-government.”

Teddy went on to say:

• “She quit [Alaska Governor] because the left hate machine was so overwhelming her with frivolous litigation that she did the most courageous thing in the world and she handed her governor duties to the lieutenant governor while she was taking on this hate onslaught of the left so that Alaska would be properly served by someone who could pay attention to the responsibilities of the office of government while she was fighting off the leftist mongrels.”
• “She’s my hero.”

To actually assert that Sarah Palin is your Hero would be akin to President Clinton or Bush claiming that their Hero’s were Carmine “The Snake” Persico and Albert “The Mad-Hatter” Anastasia, respectively.

And lastly, admitting that Sarah Palin is your Hero is like admitting that you were ecstatic when you were advised by your doctor that you had contracted gonorrhea.

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