DA Lisa Riniker of Lancaster, WI; moronic boob

The state of Wisconsin presented Lisa Riniker with a law license i n 2000 after she graduated from the University of Wisconsin Law School.

In 2004 Lisa succeeded in duping the voters in Grant County into electing her as the Grant County District Attorney. Over the past eleven (11) years, Lisa has had her significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough. Apparently no self-respecting law firm in the greater Grant County area was about to offer Lisa the Dumbo a good paying job.

In an attempt to cement her status as a moronic boob, Lisa decided to waste the taxpayers money by criminally charging a 6-year-old boy with first degree sexual assault.

And what was the 6-year-old boy’s crime you ask? Well the sexual assault allegedly took place in a play date with two 5-year-old siblings, a boy and a girl, that Lisa claimed degenerated in to a “butt doctor” party. In truth, the little boys and girl were playing “doctor” something that isn’t that unusual with children of that age.

Not satisfied with making a total ass of herself with filing sexual assault charges against a 6-year-old, Lisa doubled down two weeks later when she filed a follow-up petition accusing the boy of groping two teenage babysitters, undressing, rubbing his body on their legs and attempting to kiss them. Later on, Lisa offered to drop the babysitter charges if the 6-year-old signed off on the sexual assault charges.

As we speak (ca. February 2015), Lisa continues to be employed as the Grant County District Attorney in Lancaster, Wisconsin.