Mile Huckabee: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rev. Mike Huckabee

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mike. In the past, he has been the recipient of nine (9) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In case you didn’t know, Mike is an ordained Southern Baptist Minister in addition to being one of America’s Premier Bullshitters and an Aspiring Elmer Gantry Wannabee.

FYI: Elmer Gantry was a film about a fast-talking traveling salesman who spewed forth biblical passages into his fevered pitch as a way to enrich himself.  Put simply, Elmer was the quintessential flim-flam man and snake oil salesman who cheerfully enriched himself at the expense of the low I.Q. folks that actually tune in to listen to his crap.

Rev. Mike recently decided to leave his positions as a comedian on the Fox News Comedy Network so that he could devote his time to determining whether he wants to make another run for the GOP presidential nomination in 2016.

During one of his last appearances on Fox, Rev. Mike decided to hawk his latest so-called book that is titled “God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy.” Chapter 12 of the book is entitled: “Bend Over and Take it Like a Prisoner.” This isn’t something your average Minister is saying on the pulpit on Sunday morning.

Mike’s so-called book attacks the Department of Homeland Security and the Patriot Act wherein he whines incessantly about going through security checkpoints at the airport. In an obvious play to the low I.Q. folks that actually listen to his crap, Rev. Mike said:

• “In Bubba-ville, the days of bending are just about over.”
• “People are ready to start standing up for freedom and refusing to take it anymore.”

If Rev. Mike was the compassionate minister he claims to be, then he would insert a coupon for a free tube of Preparation H for use by each purchaser of his new book.

For this Certified Buffoon (my apologies to buffoons) to believe he is qualified to be president of the U.S. of A. is truly astonishing. Only a Moron would believe that Rev. Mike has the qualifications to fool enough GOP voters to win the nomination in 1016.

Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
2. Homophobe Award winner = 1
3. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
5. Screwball Award Winner = 2