State Rep. Matt Lynch (R-OH): Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

State Rep. Matt Lynch (R-OH)

Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

The state of Ohio presented Matthew Joseph Dumont Lynch with a law license in 1980 after he graduated from Cleveland State Law School.

Matty succeeded in duping the voters in t he Chagrin Falls area of Ohio into electing him as a member of the Ohio House of Representatives.

Just prior to a September 2014 “Appeal to Heaven” rally held outside the Ohio statehouse in Columbus, Janet was promoting her so-called “Heartbeat Bill,” which would outlaw abortion within weeks of conception.

Shortly before the rally, Rep. Lynch joined in with Janet for a press conference in support of her proposed legislation. During the press conference, Matty the Moron (M&M) compared the fight to outlaw abortions in Ohio to the ongoing fight against ISIS in the Middle East.

The Moron went on to claim that ISIS beheading journalists in Syria and Iraq was no difference than the practice of legal abortion in Ohio. Matty then said:

• The two issues “are not dissimilar.”
• “As a nation, as we're aroused literally to move Heaven and earth to combat this evil on the other side of the world somehow we're blind and we're silent to the twenty thousand plus deaths that are occurring, seventy a day, right here in the state of Ohio.”
• “We have to have the courage to understand that the moral right against evil in the Mideast is no different then the moral fight against evil right here in the state of Ohio and that evil is abortion.”

As I suspect you know, Ohio is the Buckeye state; however, not many of you likely know that a Buckeye is described as a “worthless nut.” Therefore, there can be no dispute that Matty is in fact a “worthless nut.”

To suggest that the despicable beheading of American journalists is analogous to an abortion is absolutely ludicrous.

This country would be better off if everyone accepted the advice of my later father who said “If I didn’t impregnate the woman, then it isn’t any of my damn business.”

Congrats Matty; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.