State Sen. Alan Hays (R-FL): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

State Sen. Alan Hays (R-FL)

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Alan duped the voters into electing him as a member of the Florida State Senate in 2012.

In addition to being an Ass-Kisser, Alan is also a Certified Moron. After he viewed the comedy documentary “America: Imagine the World Without Her,” produced by comedian Dinesh D’Souza, Alan decided to become an official pimp for Dinesh.

After donning a pair of industrial strength knee pads provided by Dinesh, Alan said he planned on introducing legislation in the Florida Senate that would make the movie “Deep Throat,” I’m sorry I mean Dinesh’s movie :America" mandatory viewing in all 1,700 Florida high schools and middle schools.

Alan went on to say:

• “I saw the movie and walked out of the theater and said, ‘Wow, our students need to see this.”
• “And it s my plan to show it to my colleagues in the legislature, too, before they’re asked to vote on the bill.”

Dinesh’s BS movie wasn’t exactly a blockbuster at the box office since it only grossed $2.5 million. However, if Alan’s legislation passes, Dinesh will receive additional monies from the State of Florida for the purchase of an showing of his crappy movie.

Congrats Alan; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.