Rafael Cruz: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rafael Cruz

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Rafael. In the past, he has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Rafael is the loony father of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX). Teddy’s screwy conduct is proof positive that the avocado doesn’t fall far from the tree.

In a recent (07/22/14) interview with comedian Dave Garrison of the Faith & Liberty Comedy radio show, Rafael decided to spew forth yet another dose of his bile in attacking President Obama.

In this instance, Rafael asserted that he was fairly certain that Obama and his liberal allies were hell-bent on scraping the Bill of Rights so they could achieve their lifetime dream of creating a totalitarian, Marxist government and destroy religious freedom. The Moronic Comic went on to say:

• President Obama and Fidel Castro are two peas in a pod who “operate by the same rulebook” in their claimed attempts to “embrace socialism,” “eliminate the concept of God” and “make the people serfs of the government.
• “As a matter of fact, I think if the left had their way, they would do away with the whole Bill of Rights.”

Rafael then claimed that Obama was intent on seizing people’s guns so that he could follow the Stalinist model of killing millions of people. And lastly, the Moron had the chutzpah to claim that the reporters at “Right Wing Watch” were “persecuting” him just as Jesus Christ was persecuted.

Of course the Bible tells us the Jesus was crucified. If the folks at Right Wing Watch are able to actually cause Rafael to be crucified in order to prove his point, I’d suggest that they nail his ass to the cross with stainless steel (rust proof) spikes to prevent any infections.

It is indeed a sad commentary on the state of affairs in this country when a moronic loser and degenerate liar like Rafael can enjoy a following of folks who actually listen to and believe the crap he spews forth. Luckily for us, Rafael’s audience is limited to folks who possess an I.Q. somewhere between 65 and 85.

Congrats Rafael; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

1. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
2. Moron Award Winner = 1
3. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
4. Screwball Award Winner = 1