Former Rep. Todd Akins (R-MO): Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Former Rep. Todd Akins (R-MO)

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Todd. In the past, he has been the recipient of one Misogynist Award, which can be viewed by visiting that category.

Todd is the former U.S. Representative from Missouri who lost his bid to become a U.S. Senator after he came down with a severe case of “foot-in-mouth-disease.”

Todd is the Moron that made the asinine claim about “legitimate rape” and then went on to say rape victims don’t have to worry about getting pregnant because a woman’s body is equipped with magic dust that destroys the sperm of a rapist. This magic dust must be able to determine good sperm from bad sperm and react accordingly. How cool is that?

Still licking his wounds from the ass-whooping he took at the polls in November 2012, Todd recently (July 2014) appeared on the Steve Malzberg Comedy Show. Todd told Stevie that he was “assassinated” by the press just like the late Sen. Joe “RU a Commie” McCarthy was. Todd went on to tell Stevie:

• “And they [GOP] were afraid that what they’d [Media] do is to use me the way they’d done to Joe McCarthy years and hears ago, who was absolutely right in everything he said.”
• “But they said this guy [McCarthy] was some sort of anti-communist nut and all this sort of stuff.”

The comparison of McCarthy and Todd as Certified Nuts is unfortunately true. The mere fact that both of them were able to secure positions in the U.S. House and Senate speaks volumes for the intellect of those who voted them into office.

Congrats Todd; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.