Rev. Pat Robertson: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rev. Pat Robertson

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Patty. In the past, he has been the recipient of seventeen (17) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of five (5) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a comedy skit on his 700 Club Comedy Show in late May 2014, Patty provided his low I.Q. viewers with advice on “how to have a happy marriage.”

Patty decided to verbally spank a viewer who said she was bothered t hat her husband “has always felt the need to point out when he helps with chores around the house” by reminding her, “Remember, I did that for you.”

Patty responded by telling the viewer that her husbands comments are just part of the “male psyche” and “his way of saying I love you.”

Patty then told the woman that she should reward her husband in the bedroom for doing the dishes. What’s his reward for doing the pots and pans Patty?

Patty went on to say:

• “With each dish he’s saying I love you, and if you understood that and you say, ‘Darling I got a treat for you…wait till we get behind closed doors and you’ll see the treat I have for you.”

I’ve got a feeling that Patty the Love Doctor may well replace Dr. Ruth and Dr. Phil as sex therapists.

Congrats Patty; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

1. Bigot Award Winner = 2
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
4. Homophobe Award Winner = 2
5. Liar Award Winner = 1
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 5
8. Screwball Award Winner = 2
9. Consensus First Team All-American Homophobes – 2010 – Top 10 Awards
10. Rev. Pat Robertson announces his support for BJ’s – Art.146 – Dawg Opinions
11. Rev. Pat Robertson acting as pimp for Rev. Sean Hannity and Michael Savage – Art.147 – Dawg Opinions
12. GOP releases future list of “White is Right” nominees for Supreme Court – Art. 72 – Dawg Opinions 
13. Who will Mitt Romney nominate to the U.S. Supreme Court? – Art. 175 – Dawg Opinions 
14. Are all Americans entitled to affordable healthcare? Of course not! – Art. 83 – Dawg Opinions