► Rafael Cruz: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner Print E-mail

Rafael Cruz: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Rafael Cruz

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

  

This isn’t the first Award presented to Rafael. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards in various categories Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (05/16/15) appearance before a group in Foxborough, Massachusetts, Screwy Rafael laughingly claimed that the Bible provided guidance on which candidates those in attendance should vote for. The Comic then said:

  • “And let me tell you, the Bible talks a lot about politics.”
  • “As a matter of fact, did you know that the Bible tells you exactly who to vote for?”
  • “Very, very clearly the Bible tells you who to vote for. Let me prove it to you.”

Rafael said there were four Biblical qualifications for candidates: “able men, such as fear God, men of truth, hating covetousness.”

 

Rafael explained the first qualification [able men] to mean that voters shouldn’t vote for “the village idiot.” That should have clearly disqualified his son Senator Ted Cruz from being elected to the Senate. Apparently, the good folks in Texas made an exception for this particular “village idiot.”

 

An unreliable source indicated that Rafael concluded the meeting by begging for alms so that he could continue to live the luxurious lifestyle he has become accustomed too, 

 

Congrats Rafael; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Understood “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

  1. Bigoted Moron Award Winner = 1
  2. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
  3. Screwball Award Winner = 1

 

 

Who's Online

We have 105 guests online

Donation Request

Your donations are needed to help defray the recurring costs for internet services, cable access, research via LexisNexis, media subscriptions, and the employment of a researcher and editor.

Donate Here

The Committee to Expose Dishonest and Incompetent Judges, Attorneys and Public Officials, Powered by Joomla!; Joomla templates by SG web hosting

website counter