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American Family Assn’s Bryan Fischer: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Bryan. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixteen (16) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) Fleece-Flocker Award.  Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

As directory of Comedy Issues Analysis for the American Family Comedy Association, Bryan recently (04/15/14) said that people [wink, wink] that used welfare and other government services needed to
kiss the ground” beneath the richest 1 percent of Americans.

 

The Ass-Kisser told the low-intellect folks that tune in to his daily comedy show:

 

  • “The top 1 percent are funding 30 percent of the government.”
  • “So, rather than the poor, the low income and the middle class being resentful of these people [wink, wink], they should be kissing the ground on which they walk.”

 

The Ass-Kisser went on to say:

 

  • “Who’s paying for food stamps?”
  • “Who’s paying for the women and infant children program?”
  • “Who’s paying for subsidized housing?”
  • “Who’s paying for Medicaid?”
  • “It is the top 1 percent.”

 

And finally, after donning a pair of Industrial Strength Knee pads paid for by the Koch brothers, the Ass-Kisser said:

 

  • “So, they ought to be given ticker-tape parades once a week in all of our major cities to thank them for funding welfare for everybody.”
  • “Every bit of this is the involuntary transfer of wealth. That makes us a socialist country. This is Marxism on display.”

 

Hey Bryan, the reason the top 1 percent pay 30 percent of federal taxes is because they pocket 30 percent of all earnings each year, that’s why.

 

 

Hopefully, the industrial strength knee pads the Koch brothers provided to Bryan will prevent him from suffering from arthritis of the knees from the incessant amount of time he spends genuflecting to the Koch brothers.

 

Congrats Bryan; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bigots”; you are far too humble.

  1. Dumbo Award Winner = 2
  2. Homophobe Award Winner = 4
  3. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
  4. Misogynist Award Winner = 1
  5. Moron Award Winner = 1
  6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
  7. Screwball Award Winner = 2
  8. 2010 Consensus First Team All-American Homophobes – Top 10 Award Winners
  9. Today’s “Fleece-Flocker” Award Winner is the American Family Association

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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