Tom Delay: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Tom Delay

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tommy. In the past, he has been the recipient of one (1) Bullshit Award, which can be viewed by going to the Bullshit Award category. 

During a recent (02/20/14) appearance with comedic Pastor Matthew Hagee during an airing of Hagee’s weekly comedy talk show called “The Difference,” Tommy told Hagee that a lot of the problems in the U.S. of A. can be traced back to the moment when “we allowed our government to become a secular government.”

Tommy the Comic went on to say:

• Americans have forgotten “that God created this nation and that he wrote the Constitution…”

Prior to being fined $300,000 by Congress for serial ethics violations, Tommy sealed off the rotunda in the Capitol building so that he had his fellow comedians in the House could come together for three hours to get on their knees and seek the face of God.

Lastly, the comic said:

• “And I really feel now that the Lord has heard us [Loony Comedians] and I see the Holy Spirit moving.”

The only thing Tommy hopes to see is dollar bills being tossed his way in speaker fees and/or as sham donations so that he can continue to live like a potentate.

Congrats Tommy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.