► Gun Owners of America’s Larry Pratt: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Gun Owners of America’s Larry Pratt: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Congratulations to….
Gun Owners of America’s Larry Pratt
Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
Larry is the Executive Director of the Gun Owners of America, which is a lobbying (ass-kissing) group that spends most of its time genuflecting to the whims of the gun manufacturers.
In an attempt to outdo his main competitor, Wayne “The Loon” La Pierre as the Gun Manufacturer’s Number 1 Ass-Kisser, Larry recently (10/17/13) appeared on the Talk To Solomon Comedy Show, with co-comedians Stan Solomon and Steve Davis.
In response to comedian Solomon’s claim that “the Obama administration is working to disarm every veteran” and will use Obamacare to “literally take away the rights of every American to have a firearm,” Larry claimed that the administration is spearheading “backdoor sex, I’m sorry I mean backdoor gun control.”
The Ass-Kisser then went on to say:
What would really be appropriate is if the alleged Nazi’s in D.C. sent Lunatics like Larry the Ass-Kisser and those of his ilk to a camp to be seen by a proctologist for improvement of their mental health.
Congrats Larry; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.
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