► Rep. Dave Joyce (R-OH): Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rep. Dave Joyce (R-OH)

Today’s “Racist” Award Winner

Dave succeeded in duping the voters in November 2012 into electing him to the U.S. Congress.

Since 1982 when he received his law degree, Dave has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough. Put simply, for the past thirty-one (31) years, Davey relied on a government check in order to survive. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Cleveland area was about to offer Dave a good paying job.

Dave is yet another congressman that learned how to tell half-truths and/or outright lies by attending law school. During a recent appearance before the Stow-Munroe Falls Chamber of Commerce, Davey decided to comment on Americans that are still out of work in comparison to his claim that there’s “3 million jobs every month in this country that go unfilled.”

Screwy Dave then went on to say: 

“And the trouble is, it’s because they [employers] can’t find people to come to work sober, daily, drug-free and want to learn the necessary sills going forward to be able to do those jobs.”

If Davey was truly interested in telling the truth, then he would have said, “And the trouble is, it’s because they [voters] can’t find people to work intelligently, bribe free, and that have the necessary tools to actually represent the best interests of the working class.”

According to Dave, there wouldn’t be any unemployment if the unemployed weren’t a bunch of drunken- druggies and losers.

Of course it goes without saying that being totally honest and truthful is in most cases a disqualifier for being a member of congress.

Congrats Davey; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Understood “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.