Attorney Haynes Brinson of Kissimmee, FL; moronic loser

1. Failed to provide competent representation (moron)
2. Failed to act with due diligence (slacker)
3. Failed to adequately communicate with client
4. Failed to respond to numerous phone calls from client
5. Failed to cooperate with ethics investigators (Up Yours, said Haynes!)
6. Failed to comply with numerous court orders
7. Failed to properly prosecute an appeal on client’s behalf
8. Failed to pay $2,500 court imposed sanction for disobeying repeated court orders
9. Client’s appeal dismissed due to Hayne’s failure to comply with court orders
10. Knowingly violated court rules by filing frivolous appeal of Clerk’s certificate of sale
11. Failed to keep client reasonably informed about status of legal matter
12. Failed to take reasonable steps to protect client’s interest after being fired
13. Failed to promptly return client files to client after being fired
14. Failed to refund any advance fee or expense that he had not earned or incurred
15. Engaged in conduct prejudicial to the administration of justice