► Ted Nugent: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner |
Ted Nugent: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Ted Nugent
Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
Ted is a well-known and disrespected Screwball who is employed as an official Ass-kisser for the NRA (Nat’l Rifle Assn).
During a recent interview with the Washington Post’s Sunday magazine, Teddy detailed how he had befriended Texas. Gov. Rick Perry, a fellow Screwball while at the same time offering a policy solution to the state’s feral hog (wild pig) problem.
Teddy said it was his suggestion to Ricky that led to a law allowing private hunters to shoot hogs from helicopters. Screwy Teddy went on to say,
Teddy cheerfully described the joy of shooting from an open copter with an M4 machine gun. Teddy then said, “And four hours later I had 450 dead hogs.” The Screwball went on to say,
Of course South Central Los Angeles is a predominantly African-American neighborhood. .As a well-respected Bigot among his fans, Teddy thought it would be appropriate to gun down hundreds of black folks with a machine gun from a helicopter.
Maybe Gov. Perry would consider passing a law to allow hunting for Lunatics, Morons and Screwballs like Teddy from a helicopter. Teddy wouldn’t have anything to fear because he’d qualify for protection under the “Endangered Species Act.”
Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Least Admired “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.
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