► Newt Gingrich: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Newt Gingrich: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Newt Gingrich
Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
As everyone knows, Newt is one of America’s Premier Bullshitters, Lunatics, Morons and Aspiring Standup Comedians in addition to being a well-respected Womanizing Two-Timer.
After being provided with a free pair of industrial strength knee pads by an unnamed Shell employee, Newt decided it was time to give an award winning performance as an Ass-Kisser for Big Oil.
On June 16, 2013, Newt wrote a rambling screed in support of Big Oil wherein he also took aim at the IRS targeting conservative groups for extra scrutiny in applying for tax free status. Newt went on to falsely state that Federal agents:
Newt the Bullshitter went on to say,
On behalf of Shell and BP, among others, the Ass-Kisser then said,
And finally, to prove his bona fides as one of Big Oils Premier Ass-Kissers and one of America’s Most Accomplished Hypocrites, Newt said,
Congrats Newt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most Disrespected and Reliable “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.
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