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Rep. Allen West (R-FL): Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner   Congratulations to….
Rep. Allen West (R-TX)
Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield”Award Winner
Screwy Allen served but one term as a U.S. Congressman from Florida before the voters told him to take a hike.
Due to the fact Allen is one of America’s Premier Lunatics, Screwballs, Morons and Aspiring Standup Comedians, shortly after his defeat he was offered a job as a comedic commentator on the Fox News Comedy Channel.
During a recent interview on the Fox Comedy Hour, Allen felt compelled to spew forth a couple of one-liners in regards to President Obama’s appointment of former U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice as his new national security advisor.
Towards that end, the Comic accused Obama of having flipped “a certain finger in the face of the American people” with his decision to name Rice. The Comic went on to suggest that Obama was a “petty, personal type of person and not a professional” for promoting Rice despite criticism of her by Republicans [fellow Screwballs], Sen. John McCain and Lindsey Graham in the wake of terrorist attacks in Benghazi, Libya.
In all truth, I’m sure that no sane person in America really gives a damn what Allen the Comic has to say about anything.
 And lastly, the Comic’s assertion that Obama “gave the finger” to the public is special. Luckily for me, an unreliable source provided me with a photo of a voter in Allen’s house district that likely didn’t vote for his reelection in November 2012.
It shouldn’t be long before we see Allen performing regularly at the Improv Comedy Club at 550 South Rosemary Avenue in West Palm Beach.
Congrats Allen; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.
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