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Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX): Today’s “Ass-kisser” Award Winner 
Congratulations to….
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)
Today’s “Ass-kisser”Award Winner
Rep. Gohmert is celebrated and well recognized as one of America’s leading Lunatics, Screwballs, Morons and Aspiring Standup Comedians.
Over the years Louis has cheerfully donned a pair of industrial strength knee pads provided to him by Wayne (“The Loon”) La Pierre while he acted as a compliant ass-kisser for the NRA.
During a recent conference call with fellow Homophobe Rick Scarborough, asked Louie about his opposition to any control legislation. Louie said he had discussed the issue with some caring Democrats earlier in the week, and they said “surely you could agree to limit the number of rounds in a magazine, couldn’t by pointing out to the caring Democrats, that once you make it ten, they would you draw the line at 10? What’s wrong with nine? Or eleven?”
I have no clue as to what this Lunatic was trying to say by equating the number of bullets in a magazine with polygamy or beastiality. These screwy analogies prove that Louis will say anything to cement his status as one of Wayne La Pierre’s most reliable ass-kissers.
Congrats Freddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Ohio’s Premier “Ass-kissers”; you are far too humble.
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