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Rep. Rob Woodall (R-GA): Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner   Congratulations to….
Rep. Rob Woodall (R-GA)
Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner
Rep. Woodall has dedicated his adult life to porking out at the public trough. After dropping out of law school in 1994, Rob worked as Chief of Staff for U.S. Rep. John Lindner (R-GA) from 1994 to 2010.
In 1998, Rob finally obtained his law degree after graduating from the University of Georgia Law School. It is obvious that no self-respecting law firm in Georgia or D.C. was about to offer Rob a decent paying job.
In November 2010, Rob duped the voters in Georgia into electing him to the U.S. Senate. At a recent town hall meeting in Georgia, Rob the Screwball said Mitt Romney was correct in his infamous “47 percent” statistic, adding that Americans need to pay taxes to participate in the political process.
Screwy Rob went on to say, “You know, folks mock Mitt Romney for what he said, but he’s right. Forty-seven percent of American citizens pay zero in income taxes.”
Of course Screwy Rob found it perfectly acceptable when 7,000 people earning more than $1 million paid “zero in income taxes.” The same is true of the 22,000 people who earned between $5,000 and $1 million but paid zero in income taxes.
I wonder if Romney reimbursed Rob for the cost of the industrial strength knee pads he purchased prior to acting as Romney’s enabler and apologist.
Congrats Rob; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Premier “Morons”; you are far too humble.
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