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Rev. Pat Robinson: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 
Congratulations to….
 
Rev. Pat Robinson
Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner
 
 
Rev. Pat Robertson has been recognized as one of America’s Premier Standup Comedians for many, many years. The Rev is also an accomplished Lunatic, Screwball and Bullshitter.
 
During a recent episode (ca. 04/01/13) of the 700 Club Comedy Hour, a viewer wrote in and asked why miracles — “like people being raised from the dead, blind eyes opened, lame people walking” — often happen overseas and not in the United States.
 
The Rev responded that the teaching of evolution might be partly to blame, and went on to say:
  • “Those people overseas didn’t go to Ivy League schools.”
  • “We’re sophisticated. We think we’ve got everything figured out.”
  • “We know about evolution, we know about Darwin, we know all these things that says God isn’t real. We know about all this stuff.”
  • “In the more advanced schools, we’ve been inundated with skepticism and secularism. And overseas they’re simple, humble. You tell them God loves them, and they say, ‘Okay, he loves me.’ You say, God’ll do miracles and they say, Okay, we believe him. That’s what God’s looking for. That’s why they have miracles.”
The Comic’s attack on Ivy League schools is really special. In 1955 the Comic graduated from Yale University Law School. I’m not 100% sure, but I believe Yale is an Ivy League school.
 
When Patty failed to pass the New York State bar exam, he opted for the second most honest profession in America by attending the New York Theological Seminary and obtained a Master of Divinity degree in 1959.
 
Congrats Patty; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Most Unaccomplished “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.
 

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