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Karl Rove: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner   Congratulations to….
Karl Rove
Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield”Award Winner
After realizing that the $400 million he conned millionaires and billionaires to contribute to his so-called Super PACS to defeat Obama didn’t bear any fruit, Karl decided it was time to parlay their losses into a new and improved comedy skit.
Karl’s comedy skit was fashioned in a lame attempt to place blame on someone other than himself for his utter failure to bring home the bacon on behalf of his well-healed benefactors.
Towards that end, Karl laughingly blamed Romney’s loss on the Obama campaign for running a myriad of political ads attacking Mitt’s veracity as the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of flip-floppers and fabricator of outright falsehoods (Jeep lie).
Karl also blamed the Obama campaign for having the audacity to question Mitt’s alleged business successes, which of course included closing down American factories and outsourcing the jobs to China.
Karl’s most memorable one-liner was to claim that Obama was involved in “voter suppression” by outing Mitt as the quintessential chameleon.
What’s next for Karl the Comic? Will he claim that it was highly unethical for the New York press to paint Sammy “The Bull” Gravano as a murdering crook and rat?
Karl’s future in running Super PACS for millionaires and billionaires as a source of income has likely come to and end. Karl might want to consider applying for a job as a greeter at Wal-Mart. And if that doesn’t pan out, there’s always bartender school.
Congrats Karl; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Most Unaccomplished Standup Comedians; you are far too humble.
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