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Rick Santorum: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 
Congratulations to….
 
Rick Santorum
Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner
 
Rick decided to perform a comedy routine before the Ohio delegation at the Republican Convention in Tampa in regards to his and the parties anti-abortion policies. Ricky was quick to point out that Romney “can’t win unless we [Republicans] say those things.”
 
Ricky then went on to humor the crowd with the following one-liners:
  • Many Americans’ financial problem “is not an economic opportunity problem as much as it is a family breakdown problem”
  •  “This election is about something bigger than that [the economy]. It’s about an assault on religious liberty.”
  • Obama is trying to take away Americans’ freedom to take their religion into their workplace and community and live your faith.”
  • “That is an assault on the very soul of America.”
  • Obama’s health-care plan is an “unprecedented assault on faith in America.”
Ricky’s claim that the economic problems facing the country are inconsequential when compared with Obama’s alleged assault on religious liberty is laughable at best. In fact, this comedic line in and of itself proves that Ricky is a certified nutcase in addition to being a lousy comedian.
 
Ricky’s belief that if Obamacare was immediately repealed the economy would magically heal itself is evidence that he is suffering from comedic dementia. 
 
The real truth about Rick the Comic is that he’s a certified Loon that believes he and those of his ilk have an absolute right to deny a rape or incest victim the right to seek an abortion. Rick also believes if the mother’s life is at risk he and his minions can force her to die by denying her the right to seek an abortion.
 
I wonder what Ricky’s position would be if we could magically impregnate him after he was raped? Think maybe that Rick the Loon might change his mind?
 
Congrats Rick; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most unaccomplished standup comedians; you are far too humble
 

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