Sen. Lindsay Graham (SC); Today’s: Moronic Loser

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-nine (39) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-seven (37) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

FYI:  Lindsey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University South Carolina School of Law in 1981. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

In a never-ending attempt to further cement his status as a Moronic Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Lindsay decided to act as a de facto defense attorney for The Don after he was indicted by a Georgia Grand Jury. In so doing, Lindsey spewed forth the following nonsense.

• “The American people can decide whether they want Trump to be president or not.”
• “This should be decided at the ballot box, not a bunch of liberal jurisdictions trying to put the man in jail.”
• “And this is setting a bad precedent.”
• “And what I fear, is that you’re changing the way the game is played in America.”
• “And there’s no going back. We’re in for a very hard time if this becomes the norm.”

It is painfully clear that when Lindsey attended Law School at the University of South Carolina, the school obviously did not offer classes in ethics, truth-telling, criminal law and/or the constitution. If true, Lindsey should demand a refund for the tuition he paid.

If Lindsey’s demand that a verdict as to Trump’s criminal conduct in Georgia should be determined by a vote of the people, then I’m sure he would have vigorously supported allowing the voters to do the same as to the following folks.

• Gambina Mafia Boss: John “The Teflon Don” Gotti and New York City voters
• Chicago Outfit’s Anthony “Tony the Ant” Spilotro and Chicago voters
• Buffalo Mafia Boss: Joe “Leadpipe Joe Todaro and Buffalo voters
• Genovese Mafia Boss: Vincent “The Chin” Gigante and New York City voters
• LA Mafia acting boss: James “Jimmy the Weasel” Fratianno and LA voters  

According to the Georgia indictment of Trump, there doesn’t seem to be a much of a difference between Trump’s conduct and that of the fellows named above.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 18

Bigot Award Winner = 1

Bullshit Award Winner = 5

Chicken Little Award = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 2

Humanitarian Award = 2

Hypocrite Award Winner = 1

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2

Misc. Award Winner = 3

MoronAward Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3

Lindsay Graham Pack Federal Courts w/Right Wingers: Art. 1 Dawg Laments