Sen. Ron Johnson: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This is not the first award presented to Ronnie. In the past, Ronnie has been the recipient of twenty-three (23) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. June 2023) interview on the Fox News Comedy Network with Fox Comedian Maria Bartiromo on “Sunday Morning Futures,” Ronnie was emphatic in cementing his status as a dyed-in-the-wool Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser by acting as an apologist for Trump regarding his indictment in Florida.

Ronnie then spewed forth the following imbecilic comments about the Former Great Leaders indictment.

• “President Ford decided it was best for America not to pursue prosecution against President Nixon.”
• “President Trump pretty much made the same decision and decided not to pursue any kind of prosecution of Hillary Clinton.”
• “Joe Biden could have made the exact same decision, but he didn’t.”

For one thing, no president can order and/or personally purse the prosecution of anyone. Therefore, as usual, Ronnie is lying.

Ronnie goes on to tell additional lies as follows.

• “He [Biden] allowed a SWAT raid on a very secure residence of President Trump over federal records, even though he was holding classified records himself.”
• “So, that record issue should have been handled civilly.”
• “We [fellow Trumpsters] should never even be in this place.”
• “But these are decisions President Biden made as much as he’s probably lying about not talking to the Justice Department at all.”
• “That’s pretty hard to believe when you understand how many other lies President Biden has told the public.”

Gee whiz Ronnie why aren’t you concerned about the 30,000 or more lies you beau Trump told during his four years in the Whitehouse. And over the following years, he’s spewed forth an additional 10,000 or more lies.

Ronnie’s sham claim that the record issue “should have been handled civilly is proven to be pure BS by the following undisputed facts.

• In March 2013, Retired Lt. Col. Benjamin Bishop pled guilty to unlawfully retaining documents related to the national defense and one count of willfully communicating national defense information to a person not entitled to receive such information and was sentenced to more than seven years in prison followed by three years of supervised release.
• In August 2016, Former National Security Agency contractor Harold Martin pled guilty to the willful retention of national defense information and was sentenced to nine years in prison, followed by three years of supervised release.
• In January 2017, Former defense contractor and sailor Weldon Marshall pled guilty unlawfully retaining classified information, stored on compact discs and computer hard drives that he kept at his home in Texas and was sentenced to more than three years in prison, followed by three years of supervised release.
• In January 2018, Former CIA officer Jerry Chun Shing Lee, also known as Zhen Cheng Li, pled guilty and was sentenced to 19 years in prison for conspiring to communicate, deliver and transmit national defense information to China.
• In May 2018, Former CIA contractor Reynaldo Regis pleaded guilty to charges of unauthorized removal and retention of classified materials, and making false statements to federal law enforcement officers, and was sentenced to 90 days in jail.
• In August 2019, Former National Security Agency (NSA) employee Elizabeth Jo Shirley guilty to one count of willful retention of national defense information to more than eight years in prison.

Despite the criminal convictions set forth above, it appears that Ronnie is of the firm belief that Donnie must not under any circumstances be held to account for serial violations of the law as the government employees set forth above.

I’m confident that if there is a video of Trump giving a copy of American Nuclear Secrets to Vladimir Putin while Vladdy hands him $1 million in cash, Ronnie would proclaim it was acceptable conduct and didn’t’ prove trump was a traitor.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 9

Bigot Award Winner =1

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 1

Miscellaneous Awards = 4

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner =2

Screwball Award Winner = 2