Donald Trump: Today’s “Ken Paxton Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 713 awards, 128 opinion pieces and 119 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

Shortly after the Texas House voted to impeach Texas State Attorney General and Serial Criminal Ken Paxton, Donnie came to his rescue by spewing forth the following laughable crap.

• "Hopefully Republicans in the Texas House will agree that this is a very unfair process that should not be allowed to happen or proceed—I will fight you if it does,"
• "It is the Radical Left Democrats, RINOS, and Criminals that never stop."
• "ELECTION INTERFERENCE!”
• “Free Ken Paxton, let them wait for the next election!"
• “The RINO Speaker of the House of Texas, Dade Phelan, who is barely a Republican at all and failed the test on voter integrity, wants to impeach one of the most hard working and effective Attorney Generals in the United States, Ken Paxton, who just won re-election with a large number of American Patriots strongly voting for him.”
• "What is our Country coming to?”

It is understandable that Donnie would support someone of Paxton’s ilk given the fact that both have either been charged with multiple crimes, are currently under investigation for committing a variety of felonies or have cheerfully duped their followers.

Hopefully, Kenny and/or one of his designated flunkies has taken appropriate steps to reimburse Donnie for the costs he incurred in purchasing a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 118 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 330 thru 340 Dawg Opinions
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 4 thru 119
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 9
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 26
6. Bullshit Awards = 84
7. Chicken Little Awards = 6
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 170
12. Lunatic Awards = 43
13. Misc. Awards = 150
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 75
16. Narcissist Awards = 47
17. Screwball Awards = 17
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 70