2022 U.S. Supreme Court Lifetime Porker Award Winner

This prestigious award is provided to a United States Supreme Court Justice who has dedicated his career to priggishly devour public pork (aka, taxpayer money). Put simply, every paycheck provided to the winner came from a government source. In other words, it is evident that no self-respecting law firm was about to offer This Cokes for You Thomas a good paying job.

And the 2022 Lifetime Public Porker (PP) Award Winner is:

Clarence “This Cokes for You” Thomas

Clarence’s record of his insatiable appetite for public pork is as follows after receiving his law license in 1974.

• 1974-1977 Assistant attorney general, Jefferson City, Missouri
• 1978 - Attorney, Monsanto Company, St. Louis, Missouri
• 1979-1981 – Legislative assistant, U.S. Sen. John C. Danforth of Missouri
• 1981-1982 – Assistant secretary for civil rights, U.S. Department of Education
• 1982-1990 – Chairman, Equal Employment Opportunity Commission
• 1991-2023 – U.S. Supreme Court Associate Justice
• 1974 – Received law degree after graduating from Yale School of law

As evidenced by his employment record set forth above, Clarence has been pigging out at the public trough for forty-seven (47) out of the last forty-eight (48) years since he graduated from law school.

Former Justices Oliver Wendall Homes John Paul Stevens were 90-years old when they retired from the Supreme Court.  Since Clarence is 72-years old (ca. 2023) and if he stayed on the court until he was 90-years old, he’d be able to spend another eighteen (18) years gorging on public pork.

However, if Clarence decided to remain on the bench until he dies at the age of 103 or 104 as did the following named judges, he would be able to gobble up thirty-two (32) or thirty-three (33) more years of public pork giving him a grant total of sixty-three (63) years of devouring additional public pork.

Judge Wesley Ernest Brown – 50 years on the bench

Born June 22, 1907, in Hutchinson, Kansas

Appointed to bench by JFK in 1962

Died on the bench on January 23, 2012, in Wichita, Kansas

Judge William Augustus Bootle – 51 years on the bench

Born August 19, 1902, in Walterboro, South Carolina

Appointed to bench by Dwight Eisenhower in 1954

Died on the bench on January 25, 2005, in Macon, Georgia

As we speak (ca. February 2023), Clarence continues to dispense his so-called idea of biased jurisprudence as an Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court.