Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Sicko” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 713 awards, 128 opinion pieces and 119 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. late October 2022) rally in Robstown, Texas, Donnie decided to further establish his credentials as sick lunatic when he spoke about leakers to the press. In doing so, Donnie spewed forth the following crap to his followers.

• “You have to find the leaker!”
• “You take the writer and/or the publisher of the paper ― a certain paper that you know.”
• “And you say ‘Who is the leaker? National security.’ And they say ‘We’re not going to tell you.’ That’s OK, you’re going to jail.”
• “And when this person realizes that he is going to be the bride of another prisoner very shortly... But they don’t wanna do that.”

Given what’s happening with various criminal investigations involving Donnie, he may well find himself locked up in Cell No. 114 at the federal prison in Leavenworth, Kansas. Donnie’s cellmate in No. 114 will likely be longtime lifer Clarice (real name Clarence) who is rumored to be one of the most friendliest inmates in the joint.

And if that were to happen to Donnie, I suspect that it wouldn’t take too long for Clarence to wipe that smug smile off his face.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 118 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 330 thru 340 Dawg Opinions
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 4 thru 119
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 9
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 26
6. Bullshit Awards = 84
7. Chicken Little Awards = 6
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 170
12. Lunatic Awards = 43
13. Misc. Awards = 150
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. MoronAwards = 75
16. Narcissist Awards = 47
17. Screwball Awards = 17
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 70