Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Whiny Loser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 713 awards, 128 opinion pieces and 119 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

Obviously the the Former Great Leader is concerned about the facts being established by the Jan 6 Select Committee. That committee has put forth irrefutable evidence that Donnie and/or his Compliant Sycophants were responsible in various ways for the January 6, 2021 attack on the Capitol.

After Rep. Kevin McCarthy and Sen. Lindsey Graham changed Donnie’s  Industrial Strength Depends Adult Diaper, he spewed forth the following whiny lies.

• "Word out that the reason the Unselects have canceled Wednesday’s Kangaroo Court is a total lack of interest leading to very poor television ratings. Could this be so?”
• “Maybe they should try getting a more talented Hollywood producer than the former President of ABC Fake News. He didn’t do so well!"
• “The T.V. Ratings for the January 6th Unselect Committee were absolutely awful.”
• “Perhaps the reason is that it is being 'sponsored' by Adam 'Shifty' Schitt and the same people that brought you the Russia, Russia, Russia HOAX, and that the Unselects are not interested in hearing from anyone saying the Election was Rigged and Stolen, despite the EVIDENCE being irrefutable!”

Seemingly, Donnie had forgotten that the first episode of the Jan 6 Committee’s hearing drew over 20 million viewers, which was twice what game three of the NBA finals did. More importantly for Donnie is the fact that MSNB beat his Fox News Comedy Network which refused to cover the hearing live.

Hopefully, Donnie and/or one of his bootlicking brown-nosers has taken steps to reimburse Sen. Graham and Rep. McCarthy for the costs they incurred in purchasing a container of Industrial Strength “Tub O Towels” Heavy Duty Cleaning Wipes to clean the crap off their hands after changing Donnie’s Adult Diaper.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 118 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 330 thru 340 Dawg Opinions
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 4 thru 119
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 9
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 26
6. Bullshit Awards = 84
7. Chicken Little Awards = 6
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 170
12. Lunatic Awards = 43
13. Misc. Awards = 150
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. MoronAwards = 75
16. Narcissist Awards = 47
17. Screwball Awards = 17

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 70