Sen. Marco Rubio (FL): Today’s “Moronic Bullshitter” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Marco. In the past, he has been the recipient of seventeen (17) Awards in various categories, the subject of one (1) lament and one (1) Dawg Opinion. Those awards, lament and opinion are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Marco is another in a long list of loser attorneys that learned early on how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from the University of Miami Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.  

Within hours of the FBI entering the Mar-a-Lago home of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump pursuant to a court-approved search warrant, Rand spewed forth the following crap (BS) in a never-ending attempt to further establish his standing with Donnie.

• “Using government power to persecute political opponents is something we have seen many times from 3rd world Marxist dictatorships.”
• “But never before in America.”
• “Biden is playing with fire by using a document dispute to get the [Department of Justice] to persecute a likely future election opponent.”
• “Because one day what goes around is going to come around.”

Little Marco had no problem with his beau Donnie repeatedly yelling out “Lock her Up” regarding his political opponent Hillary Clinton. Prior to spending an inordinate amount of time genuflecting in honor of Small Hands Donnie, Little Marco made the following statements about him.

• “I don't care if I have to get in my pickup truck and drive around the country like I did when I ran for the Senate."
• "Donald Trump will never be the nominee of the party of Lincoln and Reagan.”
• "We’re about to turn over the nuclear codes of the United States — to an erratic individual — and the conservative movement — to someone who has spent a career sticking it to working people."
• "Donald Trump has been perhaps the most vulgar — no, I don't think perhaps — the most vulgar person to ever aspire to the presidency in terms of how he's carried out his candidacy."
• "There is no way that the party of Reagan and the conservative movement — I'm gonna allow it to be taken over by a con artist.”

Little Marco gives “hypocrisy” and ass-kissing a bad name!

Hopefully, Donnie and/or one of his Designated Sycophants have taken appropriate steps to reimburse Little Marco for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Kneepads and a Lifetime Supply of Industrial Strength ChapStick.  

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3

Bigot Award Winner = 1

Bullshit Award Winner = 5

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1      

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1

Lunatic Award Winner = 1

Miscellaneous Award Winner = 1

Moron/Dimwit Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 1

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