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Alaska’s 2021 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.5%


Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Alaska legal system, there are 4,625 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2021, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Alaska Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against two (2) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

  • 2 = number of suspensions
  • 0 = number of reprimands
  • 0 = number of disbarments
  • 0 = number of licenses surrendered with discipline pending
  • 2 = Total number of attorneys disciplined

This laughable finding by the Alabama Supreme Court means that Alabama has a 99.5% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2021 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.


This would mean that if all 4,625 attorneys attended a University of Alaska Hickey Game at the Carlson Center in Fairbanks, with a seating capacity of 4,595, it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 2 unethical and/or incompetent attorneys even if they frantically waved their hands in unison.



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