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Illinois’ 2021 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 98.1%


Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Illinois legal system, there are 94,480 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2021, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Illinois Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against eighty-four (84) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

  • 6 = number of censures
  • 19 = number of probations
  • 43 = number of suspensions
  • 16 = number of disbarments
  • 84 = Total disciplined attorneys

This laughable finding by the Illinois Supreme Court means that Maryland has a 98.1% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2021 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.


This would mean that if only 66,000 of the 94,480 attorneys attended an NFL game at Soldier Field in Chicago, with a seating capacity of 66,000, it’d be nearly impossible to locate the eighty-four (84) unethical and/or incompetent attorneys even if they frantically waved their hands in unison.



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