Melania Trump: Today’s “Tina Fey Comic” Award Winner

In an attempt to further cement her status as a Arrogant Narcissistic Buffoon, Melania decided to go on the attack against Vogue magazine for failing to place a picture of her mug on its cover.

Towards that end, Melania the Whining Narcissist spewed forth the following crap during a recent (ca. May 2022) interview on the Fox Comedy Network with comedian Pete Hegseth.

• “They’re biased, and they have likes and dislikes, and it’s so obvious.”
• ″I think American people and everyone see it [the Vogue bias]. It was their decision.”

Melania’s crybaby routine was in response to comedian Hegseth’s observation that Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, and Jill Biden have all appeared on the cover of Vogue in their capacities as first ladies.

Several unreliable and anonymous sources have indicated that Melania was ever more furious when Mad Magazine refused to put her mug on its cover on its November 2019 edition.

As we speak (ca. May 2022), Melania continues to engage in pouting and whining that she still isn’t residing in the Whitehouse with the loser husband Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.