► Sen. Ted Cruz (MO): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kissing Hypocrite” Award Winner Print E-mail

Sen. Ted Cruz (MO): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kissing Hypocrite” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifty-six (56) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

In an attempt to further cement his status as Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kissing Hypocrite, Teddy decided to mock Republican Candidates that he claims are sucking up the Former Great Leader in order to secure his endorsement. Towards that end, Teddy spewed forth the following laughable crap regarding the GOP primary race for the Senate in Pennsylvania.

  • “Just once, I’d love to see a Republican candidate stand up in a primary and say, ‘I am a moderate, establishment squish. I stand for absolutely nothing.’”
  • “It would be refreshingly honest at least. But nobody says that.”
  • “And by the way, they all pledge their love for Donald Trump.”
  • “I love Donald Trump,’ ‘No, no. I love Donald Trump more.’ ‘No, no, no. I have Donald Trump tattooed on my rear end.’”

This Wimpy SOB railed against Trump during the GOP presidential primary when he attacked his wife’s looks and falsely claimed Teddy’s Daddy was involved in the assassination of JFK.

 

However, after Donnie was the 2020 election, Teddy couldn’t wait to travel to the Home Depot located at 999 North Loop in Houston to purchase a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads for the sole purpose of kissing Donald Trumps significant derriere.

 

Of all the GOP Senators in the U.S. Senate, Teddy has spent more time kissing Trump’s Ass with the exception of Lindsey Graham over the past several years.

 

For Teddy to now lament Trump Ass-Kissing would be akin to Harvey Weinstein denouncing the sexual misdeeds of Jeffrey Epstein.

 

As we speak (ca. June 2022), Teddy continues to be a total embarrassment to the majority of Texans.

  1. Top 10 Award Winner = 1
  2. Arrogance Award Winner = 1
  3. Ass-Kisser Awards = 3
  4. Bigot Award Winner = 6
  5. Bullshit Award Winner = 8
  6. Chicken Little Award Winner = 1
  7. Humanitarian Award Winner = 2
  8. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2
  9. Jimmy Swaggart Award = 1
  10. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
  11. Liar Award = 5
  12. Lunatic Award Winner = 8
  13. Miscellaneous Award Winner = 1
  14. MoronAward Winner = 4
  15. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 5
  16. Screwball Award Winner = 5
  17. Cleaning up after Ted Cruz’s latest speech: Art. 126 Dawg Laments    
 

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