Ohio Sen. Candidate J.D. Vance: Today’s “Flip-Flopping Trump Ass-Kisser”

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J.D. is another in a long list of loser attorneys like Sen. Lindsey Graham and Mitch “Moscow Mitch” McConnell that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from Yale University School of Law. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

• “I might have to hold my nose and vote for Hillary Clinton.”
• “I’m a never-Trump guy. I never liked him.”
• “Trump is America’s Hitler.”

After he announced his candidacy for the U.S. Senate seat in Ohio, J.D. changed his tune and began to plant some large kisses on Trump’s substantial derriere during a recent (ca. April 2022) rally in Delaware, Ohio.  Some of that sickening smooching involved J.D. spewing forth the following crap.

• “The president is right. I wasn’t always nice, but the simple fact is, he’s the best president of my lifetime, and he revealed the corruption in this country like nobody else.”
• “And I ask folks not to judge me based on what I said in 2016, because I’ve been very open that I did say those critical things and I regret them, and I regret being wrong about the guy.”
• “I think he was a good president, I think he made a lot of good decisions for people, and I think he took a lot of flak.” 

There is no doubt that J.D. will say or do anything to win the May 2022 GOP primary senate race in Ohio. His flip-flopping is akin to the World Gourmet Society slamming Jeffrey Dahmer’s unusual dietary choices and then awarding him a Certificate of Excellence for his Rump Roast Recipe.

Hopefully, The Former Great Leader and/or one of his designated Sycophantic Ass-Kissers have taken appropriate steps to reimburse J.D. for the costs he has incurred for multiple purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength ChapStick.