Trump Sec. of State Mike Pompeo: Todays “Vladimir Putin” Ass-Kisser Award

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mike. In the past, he has been the recipient of six (6) awards and the subject of one (1) Lament and one (1) Dawg Opinion. Those awards, lament and opinion can be viewed by going to the categories listed at the end of this article.

FYI: Mike is yet another loser lawyer that learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. He therefore decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

Shortly after Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine with his storm troopers in violation of numerous treaties and international law, Mikey made the following ass-kissing comments in praising Putin.

• “He is a very talented statesman.”
• “He has lots of gifts.”
• “He was a KGB agent, for goodness sakes.”
• “He knows how to use power. We should respect that.”

Yeah Mikey, one of Vlad’s talented gifts is to have his adversaries poisoned and/or imprisoned. Saying that Putin was a “great KGB agent, is akin to saying that Donald Trump is a “great truthteller.”

Hopefully, Putin and/or one of his designated flunkies has taken steps to reimburse Mikey for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads.

And lastly, this despicable human who would side with a murdering dictator actually believes he has what it takes to be the next president of the U.S. of A.

2020 Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Ensemble TV Comedy Award: Academy Awards

Ass-Kisser Award = 1

Misc. Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 2

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