Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Bullshitting Bigot” Award Winner

This is not the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-six (26) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments.  Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. January 2022) episode of the Tucker Carlson Comedy Show, Tucker decided to further demonstrate that he’s one of America’s Premier Bigots in attacking President Biden and his announcement that he would appoint an African American Woman to replace Supreme Court Justice Breyer.

Towards that end, Tuck the Bullshitting Bigot (BB) spewed forth the following crap, all of which was intended to be digested as additional red meat by his followers and/or fellow bigots.

• “Where is Biden’s Pacific Islander nominee?”
• “Why isn’t there an American Indian on the court? Or a genderqueer?”
• “Or someone from the chronic fatigue syndrome community or a justice with cognitive disabilities?”
• “Why isn’t there an Afghan refugee under consideration?”

Tucker completed his racist rant by speaking about George Floyd’s sister Bridget.

• “Biden is ignoring the obvious choice of Bridget Floyd.”
• “She is not a judge or a lawyer or whatever, but in this case, who cares?”
• “Clearly, that’s not the point anymore – this law stuff.”

Of course, Tuck the Bigot never objected to his beau Donald Trump appointing right-wing religious nutcases to the Supreme Court. In fact, he relished said appointments.

And lastly, it is disgusting to know that someone of Tuck’s ilk is allowed to have a format on TV that allows him to act out his bigotry and his love for autocratic dictators like Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, and aspiring authoritarian Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

1. 2017 Oscar: Best Fake News Performer: Academy Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
3. Bigot Award Winner = 8
4. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
5. Liar Award Winner = 2
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
7. Miscellaneous Award Winner = 2
8. Moron Award Winner = 2
9. Misogynist Award Winner = 2
10. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
11. Screwball Award Winner = 1
12. Donald “Trumporleone” Trump authors new Whitehouse Employment Application: Art. 71 Dawg Laments
13. Trump cheerfully defends Fox News’ Bigots and Liars: Art. 75 Dawg Laments