2021 American Asshole Association (AAA) Award Winners  

After a laborious race to the finish line and given the extensive number of experienced and accomplished contestants who were initially nominated for this prestigious annual award, the voting members of the Asshole Association of America (AAA) along with its Board of Directors is honored to announce the 2021 winner and the top five losing nominees as set forth below.

And the 2021 Award goes to:

Donald “Trumporleone” Trump

And the Top 5 2020 Losing Nominees

• Sean “Trump Sycophant” Hannity
• Sen. Mitch “Moscow Mitch” McConnell
• Sen. Lindsey “Lady G” Graham (R-SC)
• Sen. Ted “Lyin Ted” Cruz
• Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL)

In a display of sympathy, the members voted to provide the five losing nominees with one-year subscriptions to Hustler, Score and Screw magazines, along with a tailored made “inversed chastity belt” to protect them from any unwanted intrusions from “Small Hands” Donnie.