19 Criminals Wine announces 2020 “Criminal” Award Winners

Several anonymous sources have indicated that the powers-to-be at 19 Criminals Wine has announced the 2020 winners of its inaugural and prestigious Criminals of the Year Awards.

As one would suspect, the competition for this prestigious award was quite intense given the number of Serial Liars running amuck throughout the country. With that said, the winners are:

The First-Place winner by unanimous vote was:

Donald “Trumporleone” Trump

And the 18 other finalists are:

• Fox’s Tucker Carlson
• Fox’s Sean Hannity
• Rep. Mo Brooks of Alabama
• Hugh Hewitt radio talk show host
• Rep. Devin Nunes of California
• Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis
• Sarah Huckabee Sanders Former White House Press Secretary
• Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky
• Mark Levin right wing talk show host
• Rep. James “Gymmy” Jordan of Ohio
• Senator David Purdue of Georgia
• Glenn Beck talk show host
• Dennis Prager right wing talk show host
• Rep. Mark Meadows of North Carolina
• Fox’s Laura Ingraham
• Rep. Matt “I like them young” Gaetz of Florida
• Rep. Kevin McCarthy of California
• Kayleigh McEnany Former White House Press Secretary

As the winner, Donald Trump will receive 3 cases of 19 Crimes The Uprising Red and 2 cases of Punishment Pinot Noir 2020. The other finalists will each receive one case of Dee Oh Double Gee - 19 Crimes Snoop Dogg Wine.

If things continue as they seem they will, most of the winners of the inaugural 19 Criminals Wine Awards will likely compete for the award in 2021.