Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Lying Dr. Quack” Award Winner

This is not the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty (20) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments.  Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. August 2021) episode of the Tucker Carlson Comedy Show, Dr. Tuck decided to attack the need to be vaccinated and whether manufacturing and/or purchasing a fake vaccination card should be a crime.

Towards that end, Dr. Tuck spewed forth the following crap to be digested as additional red meat by his low I.Q. followers.

• “Buying a fake vaccination card is not a, quote, serious crime. It's not even close to a serious crime.”
• “Buying a fake vaccination card is an act of desperation by decent, law-abiding Americans who have been forced into a corner by tyrants.” “You know what's a serious crime? Forcing Americans to take drugs they don't need or want.”
• “That's a very serious crime. And let's hope, in the end, someone is punished for it, severely.”

Well Dr. Tuck, shouldn’t everyone that forced you to take any of the following vaccinations to attend should be charged with a serious crime? And I’m confident that you’ll tell you rabid followers to locate these criminals and severely punish them, right Tuck? And I be you’ll really want to get those criminals

• Chickenpox
• Polio
• Diphtheria, Tetanus, & Pertussis
• Measles, Mumps, & Rubella

And lastly Tuck, I’m sure that’ll you advise your minions to go after the criminals who were responsible for forcing your daughters, Dorothy, Hopie, Lillie and son Buckley to receive the vaccinations mentioned above.

1. 2017 Oscar: Best Fake News Performer: Academy Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3
3. Bigot Award Winner = 7
4. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
5. Liar Award Winner = 1
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
7. Miscellaneous Award Winner = 2
8. Moron Award Winner = 2
9. Misogynist Award Winner = 2
10. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
11. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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