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Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s: “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 627 awards, 134 opinion pieces and 103 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

During a recent (ca. July 2021) press conference hosted by the American Policy Comedy Institute, Small Hands Donnie made the following announcement about filing yet another sham lawsuit.

 

In this instance, Small Hands Donnie found several attorneys, all Aspiring Standup Comedians to file a First Amendment Free Speech lawsuit again Facebook, Twitter and Google, and their respective CEOs in the U.S. Southern District Court in Miami, Florida.

 

Small Hands Donnie and his comic attorneys claim that Facebook, et al. have infringed on his rights because they are “state actors” and are therefore subject to Constitutional First Amendment constraints.

 

Not satisfied being America’s Premier Buffoon (my sincerest apologies to Buffoons) and Liar, Small Hands Donnie laughingly claims he is entitled to trillions in damages. In total, Facebook, Twitter and Google are not worth one trillion let along trillions.

 

In the demented minds of Small Hands Donnie and his team of attorney-comedians, he should be able to sue the following entities for engaging in the same conduct.

  • Mad Magazine for failing to provide him with a platform to claim the election was stolen
  • Soap Opera Weekly for not allowing him to write editorials about how he was and is the victim of a witch hunt
  • Samantha Bee of Full Frontal for her refusal to invite Small Hands Donnie on her show so that he can proclaim that he won the election by a landslide

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

 

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 117 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
  3. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 110
  4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 22
  6. Bullshit Awards = 82
  7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  8. Dumbo Awards = 4
  9. Humanitarian Award = 10
  10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
  11. Liar Awards = 160
  12. Lunatic Awards = 40
  13. Misc. Awards = 134
  14. Misogynist Awards = 4
  15. Moron Awards = 62
  16. Narcissist Awards = 44
  17. Screwball Awards = 13
  18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 61
 

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