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Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s: “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner
This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 627 awards, 134 opinion pieces and 103 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.
During a recent (ca. July 2021) press conference hosted by the American Policy Comedy Institute, Small Hands Donnie made the following announcement about filing yet another sham lawsuit.
In this instance, Small Hands Donnie found several attorneys, all Aspiring Standup Comedians to file a First Amendment Free Speech lawsuit again Facebook, Twitter and Google, and their respective CEOs in the U.S. Southern District Court in Miami, Florida.
Small Hands Donnie and his comic attorneys claim that Facebook, et al. have infringed on his rights because they are “state actors” and are therefore subject to Constitutional First Amendment constraints.
Not satisfied being America’s Premier Buffoon (my sincerest apologies to Buffoons) and Liar, Small Hands Donnie laughingly claims he is entitled to trillions in damages. In total, Facebook, Twitter and Google are not worth one trillion let along trillions.
In the demented minds of Small Hands Donnie and his team of attorney-comedians, he should be able to sue the following entities for engaging in the same conduct.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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